Now i like this sort of thing. A random silly competition that sparks debate and sillyness! The debate is simple, Who would you, as a member of, ooh lets say an Imperial Guard squad, least like to meet in a dark alley?

Now im sure that this sort of thing has been done before, and i know from looking at "my chao's lords harder than your chao's lord" post's on other forums that this sort of thing can just desend into utter chao's (no pun intended) So it requires rules!

1, There has to be a theme! no just adding as many items onto a unit as possible! ( see below, i've not just added lots of power weapons coz i can i went for character)

2, No open ended units! There's nothing funny or clever about a never ending seer council full of boxing warlocks!

3, the unit cannot cost more than 700pts! coz thats just silly! lol

4, If the unit is only hard because of a glitch in the rules! well post it damn it! there's nothing funnyer than poking fun a GW for not thinking things thriugh properly!

5, The unit must look cool on the table! very important!!!!!

6, No gettin upset! This is the most important rule! After all, this is just a bit of random sillyness which is mean't to provoke debate! Not arguements. Remember this is not the GW forum! You are allowed to think for yourself, and have an opinion!

Ok so here's my offering. The idea started with a picture i saw! 40K Knights of Khorne!

1 Chaos Lord (HQ)
Mark of Khorne; Bolt Pistol (x1)
#Furious Charge [15]
Juggernaut of Khorne [35]
#Daemonic Strength [0]
#Daemonic Essence [0]
#Daemonic Mutation [0]
Rage of Khorne [15]
Feel No Pain [10]
Axe of Khorne [20]
Spiky Bits [10]
Frag Grenades [1]

0 Chosen Retinue @ [472] Pts
Favoured Unit; Mark of Khorne; Frag Grenades
#Furious Charge [3]
#Banner of Rage [0]

6 Aspiring Champions @ [414] Pts
Mark of Khorne; Bolt Pistol (x1); Frag Grenades
Juggernaut of Khorne [35]
#Daemonic Strength [0]
#Daemonic Essence [0]
#Daemonic Mutation [0]
Khornate Chainaxe [1]
feel no pain [5]
1 Free Aspiring Champion @ [38] Pts
Free Aspiring Champion; Mark of Khorne; Power Fist (x1); Bolt
Pistol (x1); Frag Grenades
feel no pain [5]

Total Cost: 684.

As i said i think this would look cool on a table! And the thought of this unit gettin the charge on you is horrible!lol But hey whats your ideas?

And yes this was copy and paste!

Have fun!

Not quite sure about a bit of silliness as I am actually using these in my gt army:

1 lord
d flight
d armour
d strength
infiltrate
d resiliance
dark blade
furious charge
d aura
cc weapon
frag grenades
(177 pts) And Strength 8 on the charge

5 chosen asp champs
furious charge
infiltrate
d flight
d armour
d strength
d fire
frag grenades
power weapons
(210 pts)

Apart from the probable point sink what do you think for 387 pts?

MarzM wrote:Now i like this sort of thing. A random silly competition that sparks debate and sillyness! The debate is simple, Who would you, as a member of, ooh lets say an Imperial Guard squad, least like to meet in a dark alley?

a Guardsman's worst nightmare? oh thats easy:

Imperial Guard Independant Commissar:
Bolt Pistol, Sword - 51 pts.



i win!

~ Tim
p.s. on a more serious note, giant IW Daemon Princes have always scared the pants out off me...

Tim

I hate to correct you my friend, but with the worse nightmare thing i'll think you will find it's

Imperial Guard Independant Commissar:
Bolt Pistol, Sword

with a smile on his face!

- 51 pts.

lol!!!!!!

good one tho mate!

cant think of the points (its gotta be about 600) but Grazgull thraka, with 10 nobs all in mega armour, with combi shoota/flamers.

EDIT: Ohh, make it 9 nobs, and throw in a battlewaggon, with roller, and alot of shootas. Thats gotta make it close to 900 points!