EDITED: Daemonhunters and Witchunters Codexes:

PaddyF · by **PaddyF** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:46 am

But how do you know that she is a witch?

timewizard · by **timewizard** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:45 pm

Witches don't float, and ducks do float, so if she weighs more than a duck, she's a witch!
I though everyone knew that!

PaddyF · by **PaddyF** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:08 pm

You could build a bridge out of her?

timewizard · by **timewizard** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:18 pm

Not a pontoon bridge!

PaddyF · by **PaddyF** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:24 pm

Of course you could, just chop her in half and join the parts using a strand of creeper.

timewizard · by **timewizard** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:26 pm

Ahhh! A sorceress-pension bridge!

I should have known!

Culven · by **Culven** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:21 pm

I hate to ruin everyone's bridge building plans, but I thought that Witches burn because they are made of wood; wood floats; ducks also float.

So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she must float. So, the pontoon bridge should be OK.

Angelwing · by **Angelwing** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:08 am

It's a fair cop!

timewizard · by **timewizard** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:45 pm

kIf she were made of petrified wood she would sink like a rock! :wink:

If she were made of ebony, she would also sink, look here

But neither matters because witches burn because they are made of coal! Coal sinks, that's why witches sink. :mrgreen:

PaddyF · by **PaddyF** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:09 pm

Ah but can you not also build bridges out of stone?

Baragash · by **Baragash** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:19 pm

You can even build them out of peace and love.......

timewizard · by **timewizard** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:20 pm

Yes, but not pontoon bridges!

However, I have heard of concrete battleships and docks being built. :wink:

But they are all still heavier than ducks! :mrgreen:

Angelwing · by **Angelwing** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:13 pm

How about this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete

Also doesn't it depend on your breed of witch? Some melt in water rather than float.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV_ENR5IZE

timewizard · by **timewizard** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:42 pm

Angelwing wrote: Also doesn't it depend on your breed of witch? Some melt in water rather than float.

That's why we throw them in a lake! :twisted:

If they melt, then they're a witch.

If they sink, they're probably a witch.

If they never float up to the surface, then we were right, they were a witch! :lol: