PWNED!!!!

kittenslayer · by **kittenslayer** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:54 am

I hope this is isn't a old repost, cause I've only recently saw it on the New Zealand 40k forum! Frenchie pwns Ruski in one turn!!!!

"Setup is Dawn of War and I believe its a Russian SM player vs. a French Tau player

Tau gets deployment. Deploys One HQ. SM doesn't deploy anything (plans on moving everything in later turns)...

Tau player infiltrates kroot along opponents table edge leaving no space to move on to. SM player can not deploy army and Tau player wins..."

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ruffian4 · by **ruffian4** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:50 am

"For the Emperor of mankind!"
"No, go away, you're not coming in!"

Spack · by **Spack** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:24 am

Did the SM player not even have any vehicles that he could use to Tank Shock onto the table??? Pah!

timewizard · by **timewizard** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:22 pm

The batrep has been "removed for investigation & action" on the 40K board.
Anyone know what's up with it?

LordMalekTheRedKnight · by **LordMalekTheRedKnight** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:43 pm

Spack wrote:Did the SM player not even have any vehicles that he could use to Tank Shock onto the table???

Or Assault Marines to jump over them? (Or Drop Pods...)

~ Tim

Daimyo52 · by **Daimyo52** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:14 pm

Its been on the Warhammer forum since just after the ETC........... the SM player had a bike army
pic below should raise a giggle

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9987/photo053gnr.jpg

conscriptboris · by **conscriptboris** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:57 pm

its no surprise that a frenchmen found a way to win without even fighting ....

Elvis

timewizard · by **timewizard** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:11 pm

conscriptboris wrote:its no surprise that a frenchmen found a way to win without even fighting ....
Elvis

...by charging into battle across a field devoid of enemies! :lol:

Daz · by **Daz** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:00 pm

Lmao!

kittenslayer · by **kittenslayer** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:17 am

lol, the French hates that sort of talk!!!

Culven · by **Culven** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:10 am

OK. I have to admit, I thought that the topic is in error and the players had completely forgotten about Tank shock or something. Seeing the picture of the SM army, I can see where the mistake was made. The SM player made the mistake of not using a diverse army. at teh very least, he should have included Khan so that the army could Outflank and just drive down the line of Kroot.