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Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

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Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby Spack » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:56 pm

Had to post these, this is the pedestrian entrance to the car park at the building where I work, looks like someone thought they could get their car in ...

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The car is locked, no sign of the driver. Security has put a notice on the car asking the driver to report to reception.

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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby killmaimburn » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:07 pm

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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby lostandthedamned » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:17 pm

Bet's that the morn thinks it's a perfectly reasonable place to park as they could findany other spaces, and god forbid that they should actually have to WALK more than 3 feet to get anywhere.
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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby Ph4lanx » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:31 pm

Haha, he beached it :D That is so hilarious. Although saying that, it's a front wheel drive car so he MIGHT be able to drive away with it :)

Seriously, some people make me wonder. And they give us drivers a bad name :)
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Postby KInG » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:47 pm

Ph4lanx wrote:Haha, he beached it :D That is so hilarious. Although saying that, it's a front wheel drive car so he MIGHT be able to drive away with it :)

Seriously, some people make me wonder. And they give us drivers a bad name :)

i doubt he can drive that, the top step has probably bent his cam shaft.
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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby Ph4lanx » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:51 pm

More than likely, however the car has a lot of clearance from the base of the wheel to the chassis, so if the cam shaft is bent in the location it seems, all he would get would be a knocking sound, but the shaft gives enough leeway to allow full rotation as it is, so he could get in and drive off to a garage to get it repaired :)

If I were security, I would take the registration and phone the police for them to follow through on it.
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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby Spack » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:55 pm

The steps are badly damaged, the car has shattered the concrete.

The driver has been found - he was sat in an interview in another office on the same floor I'm on. Seems he wanted to make sure he got to his interview on time, so left his car there and went through reception without telling them!
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Postby Socaddict » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:06 pm

I'm guessing he won't be getting the job then...
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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby timewizard » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:22 pm

Was the job interview for a chauffeur? Or maybe a valet parking attendant?
Shows that cars are like cows, they can't go down stairs.
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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby killmaimburn » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:23 pm

Application form
Do you have any criminal convictions?
Oh crap I need a conviction for this job, only 20 seconds left..don't want to kill and eat that puppy.. erm smoking no thats only a fine.. damn it.. CHHHHARRRRGGGGEE!!!!!!!
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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby jlong05 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:41 pm

timewizard wrote:Was the job interview for a chauffeur? Or maybe a valet parking attendant?
Shows that cars are like cows, they can't go down stairs.

would be funnier if it was for a driving job of some sort. lol
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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby Spack » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:48 pm

The office he was sat outside of at the end of corridor is for this company: http://www.centralaccidentmanagement.co.uk/

If he was going for a job interview with them, this just got a whole heap funnier and a lot more ironic :D
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Postby jlong05 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:08 pm

I was kidding Spack.
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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby Culven » Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:11 pm

killmaimburn wrote:Application form
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Oh crap I need a conviction for this job, only 20 seconds left..don't want to kill and eat that puppy.. erm smoking no thats only a fine.. damn it.. CHHHHARRRRGGGGEE!!!!!!!

LMAO! :lol:
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Re: Car driver finds new way into car park ... not

Postby Ljundhammer » Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:26 pm

STEPS FOR THE STEPS GOD!

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