Quality!

What have I made?

No models, a mess of the garden, as it now boasts a ton of smashed up mdf, bent screws, nails and a bit of my knee.

At one point, I was nearly lost under an avalanche of wood, resplendant with aforesaid spiky, cutty screws and nails and toys, that emerged from the shed and I made a loud sweary noise.

Due to damage incurred, I made my knee go the most extraordinary purple colour ever, though it seems ok now.

What to make of this?
Don't know, but I will attempt to make the skin grow back in the coming days.