by PaddyF » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:26 am
Just to be different I am going to say Wood Elves purely for all the Morning Wood jokes you can make.
Ork Kommando on Infiltrating:
Everybody else is like "we'z gotta strip down to be slippery like". Beakies do this, umies do this, even orkses do this, but Eldarz all like " You'z all stupid, dats why youz monkeys. Iz putting on 'eavier armor, iz gonna stomp through the jungle all sneaky like and chainsaw you stealthy like cuz Eldar's da best like dat. And if youz looks at me funny, dakka comes outta my face"